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"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked. "Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad."
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice. "You must be," said the Cat, "or you wouldn't have come here."

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Wednesday, December 28, 2005

Adios!

In a couple of hours we are off to Buffalo, where we may take a quick sidetrip to Victoria's Secret and then attempt to catch a few hours of sleep before boarding our 5:30 AM flight to Mexico.

It is so grey and bland outside, that the idea of sun and sand seems unbelievable distant and not quite real. But in approximately 24 hours, I will be driving down the Mayan Riviera coast with my sweety by my side.

Hasta la vista!

Saturday, December 24, 2005

Blondes do not necessarily have more fun

For slightly less than 24 hours, I was entirely blonde. Last night it was a bit startling, but I thought it was just a matter of getting used to it. This morning I realized that it was in fact, yellow, not the light blonde I had envisioned. Yellow is not a good colour for me and as I was driving to the grocery store to pick up some odds and ends before the holiday, I suddenly realized I simply could not face going through the holiday and my Mexico trip looking like this and panicked. I left my hairdresser a tearful message. He called me right back and told me to come right in. I did not go to the grocery store.

Several hours later, after trying a new toner and some darker highlights to tone it down (which did not work!),we gave up and coloured it ash brown. It is essentially my natural colour, without the grey. We had discussed trying to lighten it even more to the platinum blonde I wanted in the first place, but my hair, my skin and my spirits were too stressed to try it today. Instead, my initial colourist has promised me free highlighting after I get back from holiday. And I finally stopped crying.

*sigh* What a way to spend Christmas Eve.

Plus I have not been able to log into the WD since Thursday night. Why? Who knows? Apparently the universe hates me.

But still I can muster up the cheer to say: Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah to all!

Tuesday, December 20, 2005

A green Christmas

No, not in the "no snow" sense. We have plenty of white stuff here in beautiful Canadia these days. I mean green, as in that green-eyed monster sort of green.

Yes, I have Ipod envy.

Grant's birthday is the week before Christmas and he always tells me sad stories about how he regularly got ripped off for his birthday. "Here," people would say "it's a lovely combination present!" He never got the proper fuss or attention he felt his birthday deserved. Sometimes people just forgot. Oops.

This year I decided to make his birthday a big deal. Birthdays are a big deal in my family and I wanted to make sure this one felt special to him. I made him birthday pancakes, we went to the hockey game where they announced his birthday to the crowd, I made him roast chicken and served apple pie with French Vanilla ice cream for dessert. And I gave him an Ipod Nano. Which made me cry.

Really. When we first installed iTunes, everything sounded like crap. But after I finished downloading fifty million updates to our laptop, gave up in frustration, cried a little, reinstalled the software and finally, listened as my older stepson became the voice of reason and calm, we got the imports to sound decent and Grant started copying music onto the little shiny black machine. And I realized: I don't have a lovely little machine to put my special music on, you know, the stuff Grant won't listen to. (Philistine that he is...)

I want my own!

White, please.

Saturday, December 17, 2005

My Christmas Tree

As with so many things about me, I place the blame squarely with my mother. Every year the ritual of decorating the Christmas tree with what seemed like thousands of ornaments was one of my favourite parts of Christmas. My mother had literally scads of ornaments, ranging from gorgeous Austrian glass to the marker-decorated plastic ornament my sister had made in pre-school. When I was younger Mom was the only one allowed to put any ornaments on the tree. The tree itself was artificial. Not artificial like we have these days; there was absolutely nothing realistic about this tree. It featured large white-flocked branches that stuck into a broomstick-like trunk. It had a revolving stand--musical, of course. The main advantage of the tree was that it had lots of space to show off the ornaments. My sister despised it; there are times when I still miss it.

I loved the day all the boxes came out of the garage, almost as much as Christmas day itself! Dad was in charge of the lights; once he had strung them on the branches, Mom got to work. She instructed me on the important specifics of decorating: small ornaments at the top, the larger ones nestled deep inside the tree. Once she had finished placing the ornaments she would take out the bead chains for the finshing touch. The beads were all different and I loved to lay out them out on their newspaper wrapping and hand them to her. When our tree was finished, I would stare at it for hours, mesmerized by the turning lights and sparkling ornaments. In our old house, my room was just off where we put the tree and when I left my door open a crack, I could see the rainbow of coloured lights rotating like a prism across my ceiling. I would fall asleep looking at them.

When I left home I begged my mother for my favourite ornament, an Austrian ball of a dancing angel. She reluctantly parted with it (we used to say that Mom would be buried with her ornaments. That would be one huge box to put in the ground!)and it became my first Christmas tradition. My angel is always the first ornament I put on the tree and she holds the highest position. If you look at the second of my pictures, you can see her. That year I bought my first-ever real tree...and discovered my allergy to pine needles. I endured it for years, until Grant convinced me to buy a realistic-looking artificial tree.

As the years have gone by, I collected more and more ornaments. Initially, I used some castaways plain balls that my mother allowed me to take, while adding anywhere from 5-15 ornaments a year. In the early days, I used tinsel or garlands to finish off the tree, but one year Macy's had a huge selection of beads on sale and I was finally able to trim the tree in what I though of as the traditional way. Each year I buy at least one new ornament, usually to commemorate our travels. My collections is just like my mother's-- eclectic, spanning German and Polish blown glass balls and figures to most of the Hallmark Star Trek collection. It is only in recent years I have stopped putting every single ornament on the tree--quite frankly, I get too exhausted by the end of my decorating to even think about it!

When I moved to Canada, I refused to allow the moving company to ship my special box of ornaments. Instead, they accompanied me on the airplane--triple boxed and cushioned. They are the heart of Christmas to me. And every year, I think I have the prettiest tree of all!

Wednesday, December 14, 2005

In which I get state-of-the-art medical care

I saw my doctor today. He's a little, sandy-grey sort of man without much personality, but he's a pretty good doctor. He listens to all my self-diagnoses and generally validates them, so he makes me feel pretty smart and respected.

Anyway, today I saw him about a problem, nothing serious, just uncomfortable and inconvenient. Unfortunately, this does not appear to be a problem that has an easy or even a certain fix. Or at least that's what he seemed to be telling me, explaining it was one of those problems that are often eludes successful treatment.

After I got dressed again, he came back and logged on to his computer to show me some research about this problem. At least, I think that is why he went on (I had a scary moment or two when I thought he was looking up what medication he was supposed to give me). He started looking around this medical site for various articles about my diagnosis, but he kept running into membership log-ins that he hadn't previously registered for. After the second of these, he explained that he had just signed up for this new service and hadn't had a real chance to check all the sites out. Then he said "I'll just go to this other site that I have registered on." Which is when I said "If you end up on Yahoo!, I'm leaving."

He laughed, but it took him a minute.

Hee. My doctor wanted to show me his new toy. Aren't boys cute?




Oh, yeah. He did finally prescribe me something. Hope it works.

Tuesday, December 13, 2005

At least I accomplished something this weekend...

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Tuesday, December 06, 2005

I am not a spaminal, I am a human being!!

Word verification hates me. I tried several times to leave a comment on Jenn's blog, only to be asked over and over to type "Smenita". I don't know who Smenita is, but she followed me over to Annika's and taunted me there as well. Why won't Blogger let me talk???

*sobs*

In other news, I finally saw Garden State, which I liked. Grant fell asleep.

Sunday, December 04, 2005

Life, Death and James Tiberius Kirk

Thank you all for the hugs. Yesterday's conversation with Dad upset me far more than I would ever have expected. I suspect that a large part of that was the news on the WD that one of our former members died suddenly a few days ago. The two combined made me overly aware of how unexpected life and death can be.

In other news, apparently my sub-conscious has decided that I was William Shatner's second wife. Last night I dreamed I was telling a friend about watching the current millionaire draw commercial Shatner is doing, and I was laughing that I had entirely forgot that I used to be married to him. My sub-conscious was also quite definite that I was married to him when he was still cute. Whew!

Anyway, the above proves decisively that my ultimate tee-shirt should read "I married William Fucking Shatner".

Saturday, December 03, 2005

Mortality

My dad called today. Apparently he spent the night at the hospital. He is home and fine but it seems he went in on Thursday morning to check out some pain he was having in his leg. The doctor asked him if he knew he had an irregular heartbeat. No, he didn't know. Nor did he know that his heartbeat was a bit slow. They checked him over thoroughly and finally told him that he might want to consider getting a pacemaker. He has opted not to do that at this particular time, but it looks like it may be a future surgery.

Yeah. This has hit me really hard. I mean, I know he's 83, I know he won't last forever, I even know that this is fixable in the short run, but I have tears running down my face even as I type this.

My Daddy's heart is slowing down.

All I want for Christmas

Estee Lauder Resilience Lift
This cream makes my skin all happy

Terry robe
And, yeah, this time let's skip it in white. Here's a nice example of what I like.

Or
Japanese Yukata
My last one has shredded from wear. I love these robes!

Slippers
My poor feet get cooold in these winter months!

Sweaters
I particularly am coveting cute cardigans like this one! Or this!

Pretty underwear

A long skinny scarf.

When in doubt...
Amazon wishlist

Gift certificates
Suzy Shier, Amazon, Le Chateau, Reitman’s

and for those of you feeling especially generous...
A Laptop